I made the mousse again. It gets better every time. I added an extra egg white and made it just that little bit less rich. Nice.

I thought that as it’s supposed to be how to make ladies love me forever I’d give it a go on a couple of lovely ladies that I managed to drag in from the wild, and result of results, it err, well take a look.

Identities have been hidden to protect the innocent (and to stop you from turning to stone).

witches

I know, I know. They were supposed to turn into romanticised lust filled power maidens, but instead, a giggling, cackling pair of chocolate gorging witches, with one purpose only - eat chocolate. Munch the choc.

Oh well, back to a pint and packet of peanuts next time love!