3 Blokes, a blender and a bag of chickpeas, learning to cook.
You can’t have bangers and mash without gravy. Gravy is the sauce of life. The fuel of winter. That which lubricates our very soul. I could go on but I fear I may alienate our honoured reader. Anyway, if your experience of gravy is a brown lumpy mess, let me enlighten you. (Actually, it is quite lumpy but that’s because of the mushrooms).
Ingredients
Put a pan big enough to hold all the ingredients on the heat with three seconds of olive oil. While it’s getting hot, turn your attention to the onion. Finely slice the red onion then add it to the now hot oil with some salt and pepper and sweat it in the usual style.
While the onions sweat, finely slice the mushrooms. When the onions start to caramelise, add 1 second of balsamic vinegar. Caramelising is when the sugar in the onions starts to go brown but not burnt. It’s a fine line, don’t cross it. In with the sliced mushrooms and a splash of soy sauce, then in with 1/2 pint of chicken stock. Give it all a good stir and keep cooking it till it is the consistentcy you require. That is to say, if it is a bit watery, reduce it a bit . It needs to be thicker than coffee but thinner than custard.
Gravy is a must with sausages but goes with just about anything dry. I think it would even be ok with a roast. Give it a try and if it doesn’t work, don’t do it again.
We measure in pinches, punches, seconds and bra sizes. We love food, we just need to learn more about how to cook it.
MCC Sensi
October 23rd, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Excellent-succint recipe. Top of the class, gold star…Funny, too.
Jon Sacker
October 24th, 2006 at 10:30 am
Looks very tasty, I’ll have to give it a go some time. Have to admit, you can’t beat a good onion gravy.
Michael Worthington
November 11th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Very good but make double.