“Now you can make your favorite breakfast sandwiches in the comfort of your own home.”
Eh?
In addition to being a full-functioning toaster, the Egg & Muffin Toaster can simultaneously:
- toast the bread,
- cook an egg (poached or steam-scrambled), and
- warm a pre-cooked slice of ham or sausage
All in about 4 minutes.
I may not be a great cook, or even a motivated cook, but even I can toast a bit of bread and cook an egg in a pan, possibly even two eggs in a pan… Who buys these things?
“steam-scrambled” eggs – oh yuck!!
A friend of mine made me an egg muffin recently, I was out jump starting a car at the time (you know, something manly to start the day)… I was a bit late back so she stuck the egg in the microwave to heat it up. I was somewhat bothered by this but as it would have been worse to turn down a free breakfast I ate it up. Supprisingly, it tasted perfect. Almost better than without the microwaves.
P.S. Where can I buy the above machine?
Not only that, but it takes up space in your kitchen (and unless you’re wealthy, your kitchen is likely small) and only does ONE. THING. A fry pan you can use for all kinds of things.
I also wonder who in heck buys that stuff.
Tom, I believe that you can find it in any good “lazy bastard” store, usually found in any overcrowded overpriced zombie filled shopping mall just around any corner.
surely this delightful item can be purchased online? your minion would barely have to lift a finger.