WTF – Eggs and Muffins

“Now you can make your favorite breakfast sandwiches in the comfort of your own home.”

Egg & Muffin Toaster


In addition to being a full-functioning toaster, the Egg & Muffin Toaster can simultaneously:

  1. toast the bread,
  2. cook an egg (poached or steam-scrambled), and
  3. warm a pre-cooked slice of ham or sausage

All in about 4 minutes.

I may not be a great cook, or even a motivated cook, but even I can toast a bit of bread and cook an egg in a pan, possibly even two eggs in a pan… Who buys these things?

5 thoughts on “WTF – Eggs and Muffins”

  1. A friend of mine made me an egg muffin recently, I was out jump starting a car at the time (you know, something manly to start the day)… I was a bit late back so she stuck the egg in the microwave to heat it up. I was somewhat bothered by this but as it would have been worse to turn down a free breakfast I ate it up. Supprisingly, it tasted perfect. Almost better than without the microwaves.

    P.S. Where can I buy the above machine?

  2. Not only that, but it takes up space in your kitchen (and unless you’re wealthy, your kitchen is likely small) and only does ONE. THING. A fry pan you can use for all kinds of things.

    I also wonder who in heck buys that stuff.

  3. Tom, I believe that you can find it in any good “lazy bastard” store, usually found in any overcrowded overpriced zombie filled shopping mall just around any corner. 🙂

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